I hope ye all be havin' a very happy Talk Like a
Swashbuckler Tide.
Let us celebrate this important holiday wi' lots o' rum-drinkin', pillagin', an' answerin' our office phones in Swashbucklerspeak
I be talkin' t' th' lass, an' 't turns ou' she wishes she liked lasses!
el Lass: honestly
el Lass: th' more i disco'er about men
el Lass: th' more i wish i liked lasses
More after th' jump!
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Earlier today Sage an' I determined that if we had a perfectly mass-less cat toy 't would be perfect fer Schrödinger’s cat. Since F=ma that means that a=F/m. Since m be zero this means th' cat toy ortin' ta zoom off at infinite speeds! Or maybe nay move at all. Since Schrödinger’s cat has an equal probability o' bein' dead or alive this would make th' perfect cat toy. If 't’s dead an' th' toy doesn’t move who cares. If 't’s alive I’m sure 't would love t' chase a toy that sailed' everywhere. Since until ye go homeport t' check that ye be havin' fed 't in th' past voyage 't has an equal probability o' bein' both dead an' alive (unless ye be really bad about feedin' 't) ye be havin' th' perfect combination.
I know abodes be a boy blog. But most o' ye boys be havin' a girl ye keep around. Or be havin' had a girl that ye kept around. Or at least grew up wi' a mom, who be originally a girl that yer dad kept around. So I feel 't’s important t' share this terrible lasses’s health advice wi' ye. Consider 't me way o' helpin' ye keep th' peace wi' th' womens in yer life. Read th' rest o' this entry »
Th' buxom beauty an' I picked up a $2 Medium Lots video that I’m sure will excite all o' ye. Hard Rock Zombies. That’s starboard.
Th' plot synopsis from IMDB:
A hard rock band travels t' th' wee an' remote town o' Grand Guignol t' perform. Swabbiesd by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, an' Hitler, th' town be a strange place but that doesn’t avast th' band’s lead singer from fallin' in love wi' a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill th' band t' satisfy the'r lusts, Cassie calls th' rockers aft from th' grave t' save th' lass', th' town, an' maybe th' world.
That’s starboard abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full o' zombies. What more could ye ask fer besides ninjas? But th' ninjas be all about th' punk rawk!!!
I decide that since I be havin' TV I will put on some foosball. I put on some foosball. Th' foosball game be one o' th' 18 X o' Michigan or X Michigan teams. I go t' th' other foosball game. 'Tis another Michigan team.
What has happened t' me tubes?
Disgruntled Michigan Fan Tries t' Sell Allegiance on ebay.
Turns ou' some swabbies aren’t as excited as ye be about Michigan’s current State o' Suck.
I found this video fer th' song “Trisfe Pornografia” via me new favorite blog, Jezebel.
Cut on accoun' o' Barbie gettin' th' treasure shot probably isn’t somethin' ye’d want yer boss t' catch ye watchin'. Read th' rest o' this entry »
